[	mood	|	relaxed	]
[	music	|	Panama - Van Halen	]

Soooo... We're a little over halfway thru spring break. Its been pretty good. Done sum stuff... seen sum people...

 Um... I dont remember wat I did last friday, or saturday, or sunday but i probably just laid around??? or, you know.... it doesn't really matter. BUT.... i DO remember MONDAY, I left with a bus of super cool people for an east coast college trip. Ummm... wat did we dooo.... we saw sum colleges and drove around... ALOT... lotz of driving around, too much driving.... not enough free time. So... stuff happened i guess and i really dont remember too much of that "stuff" from the trip. This is why I made a small notebook of all the colleges and everything about them and about the trip and im gonna give a copy of THOSE notes to elena in exchange for a copy of her BEAUTIFUL, MAGNIFICENT, FLAWLESS, PERFECT, history notes that SHE took so that I mite get an A(+) on sumthing... hopefully

 Um... i guess I learned alot of stuff on this trip so... here are...

 The 10 Most Important Things I Learned On the East Coast Trip:

 #1) I dont want to go to school in a big city... i figured THAT out. The cities like Boston and New York and stuff are just TOO big for me and I couldn't live there... but a suburb of a big city mite work for me (like Tufts)

 #2) The Boston Subway is confusing and the Boston BUMS are HILARIOUS! Give them moneY! they are funny... and... homeless too... i guess

#3) I, Jeff Dubow (jefe) will be starring in the next mission impossible movie - "Mission Impossible 3: Bus Bathroom of Doom!" Sorry Mr. Cruise

#4) The bathroom on a bus only smells good for the first 2 days of use

#5) I was BY FAR the most mature guy on the trip (I know, I know... you dont believe me... but ask Heather, she'll tell you)

#6) If you sit with a girl on a plane for 4 hours flirting w/ her and massaging her legs and crotch area and fail to hookup with her during that period of time, u are a dumbass/loser.... Incidentally, if you DO fail to hookup with her, then u should give your seats up to a couple that will use them appropriately...

#7) Asking college girls for a number after "accidentaly" bumping into them doesn't work... dont try it... ever again

#8) You CAN have SEX in airplane restrooms.... however, it will be extremely terrible sex... possibly the worst you will ever have... the movies where they do it comfortably in an airplane bathroom are a load of bull****

#9) DONT PUT YOUR BAG IN MY SEAT WHEN I AM SHOUTING "thats Jeff's seat! thats Jeff's seat! THATS JEFF'S SEAT!!!" or i will get EXTREMELY angry and will have an emotional outburst

And finally....

#10) If a girl take you and pulls you by your shirt towards her it DOES NOT mean: "sit down in ur seat"

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